This seems incredibly un-PC at first but when you work out what she’s actually saying you realise it’s really rather clever. Amanda Palmer - Oasis Brilliant lyrics too.

when vacation was over the word was all over that i was a crack whore melissa had told them and so now were not talking except we have tickets to see blur in october and i think were still going oh-oh i’ve seen better days but i don’t care oh i just got a letter in the mail oasis sent a photograph its autographed and everything melissa’s gonna wet herself i swear