A solution to the Middle East Crisis

November 11th, 2006 by kartar Leave a reply »

(The result of some IMs with Ms Cynic the other night)

SCENE ONE: The United Nations.

Kofi: I move we should send the Priscilla Queen of the Desert Bus to Gaza.
Mamoud achmed hackenabachkk: I second the motion.

SCENE TWO: Gaza

Reporter: Katie, amazing scenes in Gaza. Jews and Muslims have united here today to gay bash visiting drag queens.
(Drag queen in heels and wig being stoned in the background – with onlooking group of cheering Muslims and Orthodox Jews)
Katie: Well Bob that’s a sight many of us never though we’d see, Jews and Muslims working together in common cause. Exciting times..

STATUS: Middle East situation resolved.

Also from same conversation – Brokeback Mountain 2: The Return to Soddom.

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