Archive for November, 2006

You can measure security! ? Observations of a digitally enlightened mind

November 27th, 2006

I have seen Amrit Williams speak a couple of times at Gartner. So I read with interest his recent wading into arguments metrics.

I especially liked this mockery of the position that there are no metrics:

Apparently measuring like anal probing. Aliens, with their advanced technology, have cracked the space/time continuum but apparently the mysteries of the human rectum still elude them – metrics are like the ass of IT, with all our advances it still eludes us.

I confess I am a big fan of metrics – providing they are the right metrics and that they:

a) Actually measure something
b) Actually demonstrate the ROI that the business getting for their dollars (and oh yes they are the businesses dollars never forget)
c) Can’t be gamed or played (see pretty much every Operational availability figure ever published)

Overall, it’s a well reasoned article and I look forward to his whitepaper the topics of specific metrics. I recommend that if you have an interest in metrics that you give it, and the articles linked in it, a good read.

Oh yes … democracy

November 26th, 2006

Oh yes and democracy was in action the weekend. I enjoy election day, both for my ability to exercise my democratic rights but also almost every polling booth has a sausage sizzle. And I love a sausage in a piece of white bread with fried onions and a good dollop of home-brand tomato sauce. Can’t say I really doubted the outcome, just how much the ALP was going to slip, though I was optimistic that the Greens would do well. And the resulting three MLC seats are a good effort. Would have liked to see the primary vote go up a little but *shrugs*… The major concern I had was the average 4-5% vote going to the Family First Party loons. Worrying. Though it appears that they won’t get any seats … this time.

Another rant… Xavier Rudd sounds exactly like Paul Simon

November 26th, 2006

Dear Xavier Rudd,

Can Paul Simon please have his entire catalogue back please, you derivative, rip-off merchant? Just because you’re audience too young to realise what you’re doing and you con them with the love and hippy bullshit facade doesn’t make it any better that you’re playing in a style TOTALLY stolen from Paul Simon.

Thanks for your time,

Kartar

Religion is for weirdos

November 23rd, 2006

“Yea though I walk through the country in the shadow of religion, I will fear no evil: for reason with me.”

Observed RichardDawkins.net

A solution to the Middle East Crisis

November 11th, 2006

(The result of some IMs with Ms Cynic the other night)

SCENE ONE: The United Nations.

Kofi: I move we should send the Priscilla Queen of the Desert Bus to Gaza.
Mamoud achmed hackenabachkk: I second the motion.

SCENE TWO: Gaza

Reporter: Katie, amazing scenes in Gaza. Jews and Muslims have united here today to gay bash visiting drag queens.
(Drag queen in heels and wig being stoned in the background – with onlooking group of cheering Muslims and Orthodox Jews)
Katie: Well Bob that’s a sight many of us never though we’d see, Jews and Muslims working together in common cause. Exciting times..

STATUS: Middle East situation resolved.

Also from same conversation – Brokeback Mountain 2: The Return to Soddom.

Failed hard disk drive sometimes equals new Linux server

November 10th, 2006

It all started so innocously. A single email from smartctl telling me about a bad sector. Then after a reboot two emails. Then slowly more and more bad sectors. Then kaputo. A SpamAssassin Bayes database dies me because it a bad sector. And I sense it’s the beginning of the end. I do backups but I figure it’s just a matter of time before the drive totally karks it.

So I decided to finally do a proper setup with some actual disk redundancy. So I used my royalty check (yes I actually got one) to buy a new box. I am getting an AMD 64-bit Dual Core CPU with plenty of RAM and dual SATA drives. I am going to do a clean Fedora Core 6 installation and mirror the SATA drives using RAID 1. That should hopefully save me the unpleasantness of this experience again. Will probably do a proper backup solution at the same time rather the bodgy scripted solution I use now.

P.S. R has indicated that 7 computers (plus the MCE box and the Powerbook and a work laptop) a little too much. I think she’s right. So I am going to Ebay the old Linux box (minus HDD) and maybe both Dell boxes. I’ll probably keep the Sparcstations though.

Vegan Lunch Box

November 10th, 2006

This site has some amazing lunches (and other meals) in it. The author provides a packed lunch every day for her vegan child (which well – ho hum making kiddy-winks vegans) which are very cool. These include themed Halloween, Easter and the like lunches. Some excellent electic meals too – vegan Mexican, an amazing looking Tomata Rasam, vegan Pad Thai (mmmmmm) and a wonderful Foods of the Southwest Indian Nations lunchbox.

P.S. She’s also converted the blog into a book which might end up in someone’s Christmas stocking this year.

Google Interview Goes Horribly Wrong… :)

November 6th, 2006

So I had an interview with Google in which I turned into a total gibbering idiot. Tongue-tied, lost for words, forgot simple things. I had worked myself up about it – read so many scary reports about it that I was a nervous wreck. Totally fluffed it – the guy was so nice – I was stammering at one point and he said “Look I know what you mean to say but you’re obviously a bit flustered – this what you meant?” And I said “SYN, SYN-ACK, ACK” about three times in a row and was unable to start the next sentence because I kept doing it. And then I forgot the basic data types in Perl and then I couldn’t remember what the definition of a ‘salt’ was – all I could think of was condiments. Which didn’t .

Ah well. Interviews have always been my weakest point – I get stomach cramps, panic and my normally reasonably articulate self goes totally to shit. I did have a vague plan of having a nerve-steadying drink beforehand. I was all sensible and decided not to. Am now rather regretting that decision. At least I would have gone down with a higher-than-zero blood alcohol level…. :)