Damn you Lovitt :) My earliest memory is… a birthday party. I don’t know whose… At high school I… **didn’t like much and school least of all. **My first relationship was…confusing and conducted with limited English. I wish I’d never worn…yellow skivvies. My mother told me…to always wear clean underwear and brush my teeth. I wish I had…more time, more money and less work. My most humiliating moment was…a zipper accident at a young age. At home I cook…pasta, salads … I am trying to be healthy. My last meal would be…chicken kiev and a garden salad (no cucumber). I’m very bad at…not caring. When I was a child…I liked blowing things up. The book that changed my life is…Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien. It’s not fashionable, but I love… really bad high school movies. Friends say I am…drunk. The song I’d like played at my funeral is… Paul Kelly Wintercoat and Jeff Buckley’s cover of Grace. If only I could… stop smoking. The last big belly laugh I had was… whilst so tired at work I could barely think. What I don’t find amusing is…the current government. I’m always being asked…if I am serious. If I wasn’t me…I’d be very confused. At the moment I’m listening to…Bruce Campbell discussing morality. My favourite work of art is…Modigliani’s Anna. If I were a car I’d get…poor miles per gallon. I often wonder…why I keep doing these damn things.