My earliest memory is… a birthday party. I don’t know whose…
At high school I… didn’t like much and school least of all.
My first relationship was…confusing and conducted with limited English.
I wish I’d never worn…yellow skivvies.
My mother told me…to always wear clean underwear and brush my teeth.
I wish I had…more time, more money and less work.
My most humiliating moment was…a zipper accident at a young age.
At home I cook…pasta, salads … I am trying to be healthy.
My last meal would be…chicken kiev and a garden salad (no cucumber).
I’m very bad at…not caring.
When I was a child…I liked blowing things up.
The book that changed my life is…Lord of the Rings – JRR Tolkien.
It’s not fashionable, but I love… really bad high school movies.
Friends say I am…drunk.
The song I’d like played at my funeral is… Paul Kelly Wintercoat and Jeff Buckley’s cover of Grace.
If only I could… stop smoking.
The last big belly laugh I had was… whilst so tired at work I could barely think.
What I don’t find amusing is…the current government.
I’m always being asked…if I am serious.
If I wasn’t me…I’d be very confused.
At the moment I’m listening to…Bruce Campbell discussing morality.
My favourite work of art is…Modigliani’s Anna.
If I were a car I’d get…poor miles per gallon.
I often wonder…why I keep doing these damn things.