Damnation – tagged by Our Man in Tokyo for this meme.

1. Three things that scare me:
Spiders
Losing my vision
The feel of gravel

2. Three people that make me laugh:
The Chaser guys
Bill Hicks
Lenny Henry

3. Three things I hate the most:
Bad grammar
Cucumber
Jingoism

4. Three things I don’t understand:
Faith
Fundamentalism
Liking cucumber

5. Three things I’m doing right now:
Writing some articles
Worrying about money
Thinking about R

6. Three things I want to do before I die:
The Trans-Siberian Railway
Retire
Become omnipotent

7. Three things I can do:
Make R laugh
Drink like a fish
Read very, very fast

8. Three ways to describe my personality:
Neurotic
Insecure
Egotistical

9. Three things I can’t do:
Drive
Dance
Exercise

10. Three things I think you should listen to:
Mozart’s Requiem
David Bowie – The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars
Paul Kelly – Under the Sun

11. Three things you should never listen to:
John Howard
Advertorials
Sermons

12. Three things I’d like to learn:
Another language
Patience
Ability to have a drink WITHOUT lighting a cigarette

13. Three favourite foods:
Vietnamese Rice Paper Rolls
Chicken
gyu tataki

14. Three beverages I drink regularly:
Milk
Bourbon
Absolut Citron

15. Three shows I watched as a kid:
The Goodies
Monkey Magic
Doctor Who

16. Three people I’m tagging (to do this):
Ruth
Ms Cynic
Beth

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