A potted history of US Foreign Policy...
- Friday June 9th, 2006
A potted history of US Foreign Policy… Head in the sand head in the sand Pretty shiny country - let’s invade Ah France! The Secretary of Defense regrets to inform you… Head in the sand head in the sand Aloha! ouch that hurts! Ah bugger not France again The Secretary of Defense regrets to inform you… I am a Doughnut The Russians are coming! The Russians are coming! The Chinese are coming! The Chinese are coming The Secretary of Defense regrets to inform you… Swimming in the Gulf of Tonkin! Ouch that hurts (honestly really it did) The Secretary of Defense regrets to inform you… The Russians are coming through South/Central America! The Russians are coming through South/Central America! Drugs are bad - except when sold by people who hate communism! The Russians are coming through Afghanistan! The Russians are coming through Afghanistan! Ah Osama our friend! I have no clear recollection of that… Evil drug dealing dictators out! Save the democratically-elected government of Kuwait (and the oil) Ouch that hurt - boy did we back the wrong Osama WMD! Terrorism! WMD! Terrorism! The Secretary of Defence regrets to inform you… Hey - look a homosexual in a wedding dress!
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