So both R and I had a day off yesterday for some stupid Christian holiday. Yah for Jesus getting nailed up! Oh – on the topic of Christians – I am so going to open a new restaurant called WWJDHB – “What would Jesus Do? He’d BBQ!”. The restaurant would be BBQ – spare ribs etc etc. You could get BBQ on a crucifix, Spanish Inquisition Hot Sauce, Torquemada Fiery Fries (available with extra chilli), Martin Luther Margaritas and on Fridays the Loaves and Fishes Special – beer battered fish burger with a glass on red wine for an amazing low price. I am so the marketing genius.
Hmmm – Cathar Curly Fries, Witch on a Stick – cooked at your table… must stop now. 
