Archive for January, 2005

Rob’s Amazing Poem Generator

January 31st, 2005

Rob’s Amazing Poem Generator made this from the contents of my site:


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a court that long, will John know I haven’t those on
its mood content 2001 finding lost evidence reading matters Ausculture House
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late afternoon of the Delta
those young people of January weblog & discussing politics, food and then
I know I live that some wit over web attack whilst I did
sign the late afternoon of the rule of law but originally stolen from Mark the 30th
OMG WTF! How will receive no sense of tracks.
And mine can fit in the following: “In the late afternoon of law but a little too seriously and political whim.”

Now it’s not very good but the code (which is Perl and will try to download if you click on it – so don’t click unless you mean to) is quite clever. If you like that sort of thing…

Kim I am. Again

January 30th, 2005

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I did not like him in the tank, I did not like him when the boats sank.
I did not like him with the Yanks, I did not like his great big pants.
I did not like him on the ship, I do not like him being it.
I do not like him anywhere.

Modified but originally stolen from Suki.

Rust-free wheels

January 29th, 2005

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Just got some photos from Mark the uber-brilliant Russian panel beater. The last of my rust is toast. The Humber is mostly rust-less (well at least the Humber bits that were completely fucked and stopping me getting a roadworthy are rust-less). So now – seat belts, new internal trim and then it’ll be able to get a road worthy and I can actually start driving it. Then I just need to re-arrange the garage so both Lu’s car and mine can fit in there. Bring on the foam padding for the wall of the garage to help Lu identify when she needs to stop. :) *ducks in case partner decks him*.

Speed up Firefox

January 24th, 2005

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I found this worked well. Made Firefox a little zippier. But a lot of people haven’t had the same benefits. Hence use at own risk and note that your milage may vary.

The Daily Telegraph | Delta fans cross over web attack

January 22nd, 2005

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Whilst I don’t always enjoy TSSH I did sign the Crucify Delta petition. She’s a skanky tart whose music annoys me immensely. Though personally I expressed my preference for burning her at the stake. It seems, however, that some other people didn’t think it was so funny.

As a result Delta’s legions of psychotic fans with their poor spelling and ‘OMG Delta rulez’ attitude took things a little too seriously and pretty much downed the TSSH site with traffic. Though I suspect some of the traffic was visitors looking to sign the petition.

The thing I wonder about is that the Terrorgraph alerted the world to the petition. But who alerted the Delta fans? I didn’t realise most of them could read.

Why Nazism is a joke to callow Harry and why Gerard Henderson has no sense of irony

January 18th, 2005

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And Gerard Henderson goes on again about how lefties have no clues and are always accusing people of being fascists and Nazis. Then, without any sense of irony, says:

“What’s more, legal representatives of David Hicks, who was detained in Afghanistan and is alleged to have been fighting with al-Qaeda and/or the Taliban, have maintained that he will receive “a Stalinist-style show trial”. The fact is that there was no justice in Stalin’s USSR, of either the civil or military kind.”

Um Gerard? I think that’s exactly what David Hick’s lawyers mean. That he will receive no justice from a court that doesn’t operate by the rule of law but instead by the rules of public opinion and political whim. Just like the Stalinist courts of the USSR. Hence the comparison to the USSR under Stalin is actually apt. Idiot.

Livejournal unpowered

January 17th, 2005

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Internap’s primary and secondary power supplies died and in process downed a shit load of servers – including all of Livejournal. The 6 million odd journals hosted by LJ were unavailable for more than 24 hours. This provoked some wit over at Slashdot. Including the following:

# “In related news, 6,000 teen-age girls were heard yelling ‘OMG! WTF! How will John know I life him if I can’t blog about it!’”
# “In other news … the collective IQ of the internet has raised about 20 points.”
# “I feel a great disturbance in the force….. It’s as if a million bloggers cried out all at once….. and became silent.”
# “so it’s deadjournal now?”

Ah Slashdotters are cruel. :)

Modern popular music is officially crap

January 15th, 2005

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At home, waiting for an errant cat to reappear. So I flip on Rage. They are replaying Countdown episodes. Not totally horrible but quite watchable and especially funny to see Molly Meldrum’s how-gay-can-I-get wardrobe. But later on in the morning they play the ARIA Top 50. They list the top 20 of those on the Rage site.

I quickly scanned through the list of tracks. And not one. Not one single fucking song appeals to me. A few of them, whilst I haven’t heard them, I know I am going to outright despise if I ever hear them – for example, those two idiots from Australian Idle. Then Britney Spears, who is an example of why abortion should be kept legal. Same applies to Gwen Stefani, Lindsay Lohan (sorry Aaron – she may have the world’s best tits (TM) but she’s a fucking awful singer) and all of the pseudo-hip-hop/rap/R&B bullshit scrap.

And on that note – R&B? What the FUCK. That ain’t R&B. Ray Charles, Ruth Brown, Lavern Baker, Muddy Waters, B.B. King – that’s R&B. And don’t even get me started on what has been done in the name of ‘Soul’ music. Aretha is soul. Sam & Dave is soul. Etta James and Percy Sledge are soul. That fucking lame arsed wanking soft cock nonsense with pre-pubescent little morons with bum fluff moustaches trying to sing a-capella is NOT soul. Why can’t those so-called manufactored pseudo-musicians die in freak plane crashes?

So officially – modern popular music sucks dog’s balls. All those young people who listen to that crap need to be medicated, lobotimised and probably sterilised so they don’t pass their shit taste onto any spawn. Well perhaps not lobotimised as they already act like they’ve received a musical lobotomy. Dear god can you imagine Britney Spears as golden oldie music. I, if I live that long, will start bombing radio stations.

Free Speech and me

January 10th, 2005

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Thinking about free speech after some argument over at Darp’s weblog. I think the refrain of “free speech is free speech is free speech” is not as cut and dried as people make it out to be. Whilst I support a general principle that all speech should be free I think the reality is a lot more complicated. An interesting example, which has been both extensively documented and disputed under US law, is free speech whose intent is to solely inspire criminal actions or violence. The US Supreme Court originally described this as so-called ‘fighting words’ statements (Chaplinsky v. New Hampshire 315 U.S. 568). Since then a whole wave of cases and rulings have swung the pendulum, limiting and freeing this kind of speech depending on the governments of the day, the mood of the community, and the flavour of the Justices. The current crop, arguably an odd mix of Strict Constructionists (and for some fascinating argument on what this is and whether it actually exists see this excellent exchange of ideas) and judicial activists, have been back and forward on the topic of the strength of the 1st Amendment quite a bit and I expect any future Justices (almost certainly likely to be appointed by George W. Bush) will cause further debate. But I digress… Back to free speech.

Whilst it is nice to want to adopt a purist-approach to free speech – all speech is free and must be always defended – I don’t think the broader community in Australia and the United States agrees. Laws around this issue in Australia and the US are considerably more complicated than this because the community wants them to be. Restrictions on so-called ‘hate’ speech inspires a vitriolic response from the far left and right wing but it also inspires a strong reaction from the broader community. People do seem to want to restrict expression, including speech – often irrationally. Hence a government enforcing ‘all speech is free’ NEVER works. You have to accept that some speech is never going to be ‘free’ because it is not acceptable to the community that sets laws. Hence the concept of ‘free speech is free speech is free speech’ is unsupportable in a democratic society.

For example, in most instances I am familiar with (mostly in the US), communities supported laws restricting speech they weren’t happy with. Whether that speech be racial hate speech, anti-pornography, flag burning, separation. of Church and State issues etc, etc. Often those laws were struck or watered down by the courts as illegal (in a Constitutional sense in the US) but the support for them came from the people. I don’t think you can dictate a ‘every speech is free speech’ approach to people – they won’t abide it. Another example would be paedophiliac literature or images? Find me a representative majority of Australians who’d consider that free speech. My opinion:

1. Let the people determine, via the normal democratic means, what is free speech and what, if any, speech they want restricted.

2. Have a strong set of principles above those laws (such as the Bill of Rights) which uphold the principal(s) of free speech.

3. Have a justice system which regularly tests the people’s laws against the principles and mediates them.

Not perfect. But better than assuming people will always do the right thing and respect all speech.

P.S. I wonder where on the political spectrum this piece of thinking rests. Social Democrat? Social Humanist? Something along those lines. Whatever I am sure I’ll be labelled a leftie again by the raving hordes of “Free speech! Free speech!” RWDBs.

Dark Rosaleen Redux

January 10th, 2005

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Oh my Dark Rosaleen, a last lament
for all we have forgotten, all we have spent

Oh my Dark Rosaleen, too long have we wept
for all the lost places and lack of heart’s rest

Oh my Dark Rosaleen, here we will have an end to our tests

Homage of sorts.