Archive for October, 2003

Baltimore Day 3

October 21st, 2003

Started my conference. *yawn* Wish the damn tutorial I wanted to go to hadn’t been cancelled. The one I went to was real ‘preaching to the converted’ stuff Change Management and IDEF process breakdowns. Stuff I could do in my sleep these days. But I used the time to finish off my notes from my earlier meetings.

Had a long talk with a potential supplier of a methodology we could be able to help along our efforts to achieve some regulatory certification we need. Sounds like a great system and it would make my life much easier but comes with a price tag my boss going to choke . Going to try to meet with him before I leave Baltimore and do some serious haggling the price of it so at least I have some room to move when I drop a cost bombshell my boss. Damn US dollars and the exchange rate.

My body definitely not well. I fell asleep at about 9pm – utterly exhausted and am now awake again at 1.30am. I haven’t done anything though to merit the exhausted thing. Weird. I am thinking I am coming down with the flu (aches, pains, etc – but I don’t seem to be developing any other symptoms). And now looking forward to several lonely hours staring at the TV. Annoying.

Baltimore Days 1 & 2

October 21st, 2003

Arrived in Baltimore and immediately things did not go so well. Taxi driver took me to the wrong Marriott hotel. Then I arrive at the right hotel and no room available! So tired, grumpy and irritable I had to wait four hours for a shower and a lie down. Needless to say I was not a happy camper. By the time I got to my room my body was fucked up and I think I might have been a little unwell as well. I had a nap and woke up drenched in sweat and somewhat confused. I spoke to Lu, Rane and Mef I think and then can’t remember any of the rest of the night. I slept badly all night and woke up early in the morning not very well at all. Wonderful and all without a drop of alcohol.

So I took it real easy Sunday and just did some gentle sight seeing. Went down to the Inner Harbour and then took a water taxi across to Fells Point and checked out the market there. I had also heard about the Baltimore National Tattoo Museum – which turned out to be not much like a museum and more like a few walls of flash. But I had a good chat with the owners and shot the breeze about tattooing, the local scene and the scene in Australia. Nice guys – massively hung over and wasted but nice guys. Then meandered back to the Inner Harbour and had a walk around then strolled back to the hotel.

So I decide to get some lunch. The food here. *sigh* Very, very fatty. I could seriously gain weight here. I looked at the room service menu at the hotel bar and it was pretty much all fried. So I decide I’ll get a salad. And I do, except the salad drenched in sweet, oily salad dressing. So I skip that because the thought of it making me nauseous. Then the guy next to me orders the fried chicken platter and I had to leave – all grease and fried chicken skin and me feeling icky. So I am reviewing how I am going to eat. Lots of fruit I think. See if I can find a green grocers (I’ve not yet seen anything like one but we’ll see) and score some fresh fruit and veggies. A bag of apples, some carrots and a few oranges would be perfect.

So I spend the rest of the afternoon reading my and feeling lonely and unwell. Slept dreadfully again and had about three hours sleep. First day of my conference today. Got a 5 hours tutorial session this afternoon – not the tutorial I wanted to attend – which got cancelled but the alternate which strikes me as monumentally boring. *sigh*

fragment – Bad poetry fragments

October 19th, 2003

Bad poetry fragments.

What do you know
Are they going to
Break down the fences
and trample the innocent
_________________________

it sounded like
rain falling hard
but it left blood bruises
and no one home
_________________________

I don’t have many
memories of things
that might go wrong
because Murphy won.

Philly -> Baltimore

October 19th, 2003

Well I have got to say Philly a cool city. I didn’t get outside of the Old City during my stay but I liked what I saw there. It has sort of a European feel to it. Northern European – like Helsinki or Stockholm. I got lost a few times but once you get your head about this numbered street thing it ain’t so hard – I realised the city laid out just like Melbourne – a series of squares. The only problem I keep having that I look the wrong way when I cross the street – I can’t shake the habit of looking to my right and then stepping out. I suspect if I get hit by a bus then that could change.

I went sightseeing early Friday morning. Just grabbed a map and started walking. Saw the City Hall – which an interesting building with a huge statue of William Penn (the Quaker founder of Pennsylvania) the top of a tower – which I may or may not have managed to get a picture of. Then meandered down to the Declaration House where Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Independence. Was fascinating to look at the ‘draft’ copies of the document with all of Jefferson’s corrections it. Sometimes you forget that these sort of enshrined documents were created like anything else through drafts and revisions and changes. It an amazing statement you know – one of the finest pieces of Lockean rhetoric ever produced – “We hold these truths to be self-eviden…”

from there to the Philly Museum which was actually pretty dull – though they had one cool exhibition – a collection of Norman Rockwell’s Standard Post covers blown up. He was a clever painter – some very sharp cultural critique at work. It was also interesting because the covers usually included a couple of headlines from that issue – which gave little snapshots of life at the time.

Then to Independence Hall. Couldn’t get in – security and something to do with tickets – it was all a bit confusing – me and some Japanese tourists all listened while this Park Ranger launched into a long, convoluted explanation at the end of which I (and I suspect more so the Japanese tourists) was less enlightened than when he started. So I trotted off to queue up to get into to see the Liberty Bell. After yet another bloody metal detector scan (my possessions must be almost radioactive by now) I went through. I’d like to say that it didn’t move me but damn it did. The bit that got me was that the bell has always been re-invented and re-claimed by a new group who want to add its cultural capital to their cause – among them the suffragette, the anti-slavery and the civil rights movements. A powerful symbol for freedom and liberty in a country whose own values and history often seem confused about those principles.

And there was a chipmunk outside (there was also a pro-life activist yelling about murdered babies and blood coming out of the group but I was considerably less interested in her than the chipmunk). It was just running around the ground and climbing trees and being chipmunk like. A real live chipmunk. I had a stuffed animal chipmunk as a kid that my mum brought back from Canada. I loved that damn chipmunk and now I get to see one up close and personal as it were. It was cute. Any doubts that I am a soppy and sentimental bastard have been completely cleared up.

Then my meeting. Went well – surprisingly well actually. Was very pleased. Went much longer than planned because it went so well. I really think we could do business with these guys. This a great weight off my mind.

So here where my day got a little crazy. I used one of my two super powers – Sense Bookshop (the other Sense Alcohol) – and found a Borders. So as always in Borders I am in heaven – everywhere. There was a woman giving a talk about her – which was really good – I bought it and everything. Then there was conversation and then I used my other super power and then there was drinking and drinking and quite a few beers. I got messy and decided to call home. I am not sure exactly what I said but I am hopefully still married – I think I was embarrassingly soppy so I am fairly sure that all Lu will do shake her head at her drunken sot of a husband. And alcohol and IM? Not a good combination. So hopefully other people are still talking to me too. Again I don’t think I said anything embarrassing but I feel I might have got a little sentimental there too.

I am currently writing this the Amtrak to Baltimore. The train has power points. How cool that? I think if we go to the US for a holiday that we are going to take trains. Train travel cool.

All in all I enjoyed Philly. I would indeed go back. I even ate a Philly cheese steak – though I am somewhat regretting that this morning. Alcohol-fuelled eating never a good idea. For all your drunken eating requirements in Philly I recommend Old Pete’s Locust St – open 24 hours – have the cheese steak hoagie (sp? *shrug*) with cooked onions. Almost Lambs of Carlton souvlaki-like in its satisfaction of drunken cravings – a high compliment indeed.

LAX -> St Louis -> Philly

October 18th, 2003

I always hate it when you get the plane and spot someone famous the plane with you. It always bodes badly given the number of celebrities who have bitten the big one via plane crashes. Thankfully in this case it was Mickey Rooney. He was sitting up in First Class looking nearly dead – I suspect the gods of celebrity air disaster would probably consider him not worth the effort for the plane to plummet into the Grand Canyon.

Which incidentally we flew over – the Grand Canyon not Mickey Rooney – our way to St Louis. I must go and visit it some day. Looks incredible from 37,000 feet and I imagine looks equally amazing from ground level. As I have stated before though I don’t have to like a lot of the things America does but there are some beautiful places in the country.

Previously I have not been a fan of a fair chunk of the Americans I have met either but it seems at home they are a lot friendlier (and marginally less annoying). It must be a side effect of being out of their country that can make some of them total idiots. People just seem to talk to other people here. A lot. Australians rarely spark up spontaneous conversations with strangers. We are much more reserved … more English maybe? But almost everyone I have sat next to or queued with has initiated a conversation with me.

Though people seem to be having a lot of problems with my accent – the guy the plane to St Louis asked if I was from St Louis and when I said I was from he asked if that was in Florida. I replied that it was in Australia. He was quite surprised – apparently I don’t sound like it. Something else to blame Paul Hogan and that Crocodile Hunter guy for. Certainly I can’t imagine that it sounds like I have an American accent. Weird. Will have to ask Rane what she thinks when I get there.

Americans look different too. There something about their dress sense that makes them distinctive (they are also a tad plumper too I think). I can’t pick exactly what it but looking around St Louis airport I could just tell I wasn’t in Australia anymore – very hard to explain but just the sense that the groups of people I am looking at just look different. Odd feeling.

So I have rolled into Philly and am now preparing for my meeting.

the friday five

October 18th, 2003

1. Name five things in your refrigerator.

Checks minibar – damn no minibar. Well nothing then.

2. Name five things in your freezer.

Looks around hotel room. Nope. No freezer either.

3. Name five things under your kitchen sink.

Oh this one I can sort of do – substitute bathroom for kitchen and what do we have: extra soap, lightbulb, towels, shampoo, extra glasses.

4. Name five things around your computer.

My wedding ring, my watch, wireless card, water glass and a pen.

5. Name five things in your medicine cabinet.

Subsitute cabinet for bag and I have Zantac, electric razor, headache tablets, toothbrush and toothpaste.

US Diary – Oz to LAX

October 18th, 2003

Well my first experience of the new security measures at American airports was both good and bad. I got off my flight – tired and grumpy – flight wasn’t too bad but I only slept an hour the plane and now my body trying to puzzle out why it daylight instead of night. After some consultation my body thinks it about Friday at 2am in Oz time. Unfortunately all the clocks suggest that actually in US time it Thursday at about 9.30am.

So US Customs was easier than I thought to get through – nowhere near as paranoid as Europe in the 80s or the unfortunate experiences I have had elsewhere with my eclectic collection of visas and entry stamps. Though perhaps I simply no longer match their profile for potentially bad people. I still have the scary passport photograph that makes me look like either an ultra Orthodox Jew or a fundamentalist devout Muslim. But I think the fact that these days I am travelling for business instead of being a layabout backpacker makes them a lot more accepting. Also I suspect I look older too. Which weird I guess. If I was a terrorist I’d want to look like an older well-dressed businessman – briefcase, nice suit, friendly but in a hurry. I can’t imagine anything more mundane in a busy airport. It’s the scruffy types and students that I have noted in the past get stopped. I got bag checked and searched at departures whilst the three guys in suits ahead of me got waved through. But fuck travelling in a suit – if I am going to suffer through flying I am going to do it as comfortably as possible.

Well anyways I get out of Customs and it’s a bloody madhouse. I have to walk outside the airport to join a queue to transfer for a domestic flight. And the queue goes . And . And . I pile in behind Hector – travelling with his two sons and stroppy at having to wait and an unnamed Chicago resident who relishing the chance to grab a couple of extra cigarettes before having the enforced withdrawal that air travel these days. Hector informs me the terrorists may as well as have won given the mess that the airport apparently they must be laughing at America as people wait hours to board a plane. Unnamed from Chicago somewhat more pessimistic and tells me in a serious voice that one grenade would finish us all as we stand here waiting outside the terminal. No security outside the terminal you know he tells me. With those reassuring thoughts I go back to trying to stay awake whilst I shuffle forward one or two metres at a time.

The queue winds around and around and back into the Terminal and then up some escalators and down another long corridor. At the end of the corridor the security checkpoint. I ask one of the many frazzled airport staff if there something going . There isn’t. This just LAX in the morning. For the third time today I remove everything metal I can find, take off my shoes and unload my laptop from my bag and walk through – desperately trying to look like someone who doesn’t need to be strip searched and deported. It seems to have worked again this time around. Though the heavyset woman who perused my passport before directing me into a line took several looks at my and my face and then asked my name. They always seem a bit reassured when it’s a nice Anglo name – instead of something Middle Eastern or foreign which what the would suggest.

Off to see the Wizard …

October 15th, 2003

Okay I am off to the US for a couple of weeks and may or may not be posting depending the places I can connect. I am fairly sure I will have wireless coverage most of the hotels I am in but you never know.

Both looking forward to the trip – meeting somebody I’ve been looking forward to meeting in person for quite some time and going to do some tourist stuff in Washington, D.C. which I have always wanted to visit – and also worried about it. Big meeting with serious client that could make or break a few things we are doing. So big a meeting I am even shaving and going to iron a shirt. Scary.

Joh

October 15th, 2003

Joh used to ask me “Tell me a story.”

I would always reply “What kind of story?”

She’d respond “I don’t care. Any story.”

It’d be late at night the phone – me sprawled the floor of my apartment in and her in Barcelona or Dublin or London or somewhere else far away from me. Needless to say my international phone bill in those days was something to behold. I probably called her about once a week – the late in the night to catch her when she was free – and we’d talk for hours.

We had last seen one another in person the morning she left Australia. We had shared a bed – as plantonic friends – at her father’s place and she had dropped me at work. It was so much like old times – the long ride into the city from out in the sticks, both of us tired and smelling of cigarette smoke. The only thing lacking was the guilty tension that had marked our previous drives but there was another kind of tension there – a consquence of her going way so soon after we’d mended the fences between us. There was a lump in my throat when she drove away.

We never really talked about what we were doing when we were involved. I never mentioned my partner and she never brought it up comittment or a relationship. I still don’t know exactly how she felt about me – so much of her emotional development was stunted or twisted – I like to think that once she had gotten her head around her feelings she might have felt something powerful for me.

For my part I was in love with her. It kind of snuck up me. We met at work – I was an IT geek and she worked behind our corporate reception desk. She was petite and sarcastic and made me laugh. I was irreverant and had a brain packed with useless trivia which she loved to hear about. My stories she called them. We hung out. Had lunch everyday. Laughed and flirted and laughed. Snuck cigarettes in the car park together.

TheFeature :: Mobile Japan Gallery

October 14th, 2003

The Japanese love cool toys.